Mows beeg lest ef SKIRRY THENGS

Dir reeders,
A lat ef yew hef gud daggs and I went 2 hilp yew 2 bi a bitter unner 4 thim. Hallween s uvver bet mebbee yew dunt no thatt allat ef theengs R stil viry skirry 4 yor dagg! So I putt tugeter thees lest ef thengs thatt yew shul no SKIR DAGGS ALLAT. I hup yew wil tra nat 2 espose yor dagg to this skirry theengs.
Seerly,
Mos.

Cleek hir 2 see thi skirry theengs **WERNEENG! THIS THIEENGS R VIRY SKIRRY!!!**